Haha... I'm sorry, Billy. You are just not virtuosic enough, nor possess enough awareness of your own pitch, to conscript me to your legions.
(I still envy your career, though .)
Now here is a man that writes similarly emotive songs, AND manages to satisfy the above criteria.
I present to you... Tom S. Englund (Evergrey)
(I believe this gaze says something to the effect of "My instrumental ability far exceeds yours, Billy.") :P
Dude, we saw some stupid shredding last night. He even surprised me. I was a tad shocked at some of the **** he was pulling off.
Mr Englund is rather epic however. I refuse to let my burning loyalty of Mr Corgan to get in the way of giving him a firm tip of the hat and a show of horns for his epicness.
Pics are coming soon though!