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Universal Truths 1) Triangular sandwiches taste better than square ones. 2) At the end of every party there is always a girl crying. 3) One of the most awkward things that can happen in a pub is when your pint-to-toilet cycle gets synchronised with a complete stranger. 4) You've never quite sure whether it's ok to eat green crisps. 5) Everyone who grew up in the 80's has entered the digits 55378008 into a calculator. 6) Reading when you're drunk is horrible. 7) Sharpening a pencil with a knife makes you feel really manly. 8) You're never quite sure whether it's against the law or not to have a fire in your back garden. 10) Nobody ever dares make cup-a-soup in a bowl. 11) You never know where to look when eating a banana. 12) Its impossible to describe the smell of a wet cat. 13) Prodding a fire with a stick makes you feel manly. 14) Rummaging in an overgrown garden will always turn up a bouncy ball. 15) You always feel a bit scared when stroking horses. 16) Everyone always remembers the day a dog ran into your school. 17) The most embarrassing thing you can do as schoolchild is to call your teacher mum or dad. 18) The smaller the monkey the more it looks like it would kill you at the first given opportunity. 19) Some days you see lots of people on crutches. 20) Every man has at some stage while taking a pee flushed half way through and then raced against the flush. 21) Old women with mobile phones look wrong! 22) Its impossible to look cool while picking up a Frisbee. 23) Driving through a tunnel makes you feel excited. 24) You never ever run out of salt. 25) Old ladies can eat more than you think. 26) You can't respect a man who carries a dog. 27) There's no panic like the panic you momentarily feel when you've got your hand or head stuck in something. 28) No one knows the origins of their metal coat hangers. 29) Despite constant warning, you have never met anybody who has had their arm broken by a swan. 30) The most painful household incident is wearing socks and stepping on an upturned plug. 31) People who don't drive slam car doors too hard. 32) You've turned into your dad the day you put aside a thin piece of wood specifically to stir paint with. 33) Everyone had an uncle who tried to steal their nose. 34) Bricks are horrible to carry. 35) In every plate of chips there is a bad chip.

Its a Red Envelope with some money given to kids by the elders; your confusing these white boys :P

If we hit 20... we may need to deploy the F1 medic car

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Looks like its going to be a half-decent cruise just hope the roads stay dry....

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Night mountain cruise eh? Perfect opp to test my new gadget Dave, why haven't u made a sound? Don't be soft.

The obsession of playing with "your own stick" all the time is a bit sad :P Us autos just need to put our stick in the right position and the rest is taken care of :P

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Wooot just the vid i wanted to see (inside the supra). Damn the lambo sounds good... but not as good as that turbo :P

As Russel Peters would say.... "Be a Man.... Good the right thing!" Still not 100% bout tonight.. might stop by for a little bit.

LOL good one

Results Round 1 - Albert Park Australia Round 2 - Sepang Malaysia Round 3 - Sakhir Bahrain Ferrari Kimi Räikkönen + Felipe Massa McLaren Lewis Hamilton + Heikki Kovalainen Toyota Jarno Trulli + Timo Glock BMW Nick Heidfeld + Robert Kubica Honda Jenson Button + Rubens Barrichello Red Bull David Coulthard + Mark Webber Renault Fernando Alonso + Nelson Piquet Jr. Williams Nico Rosberg + Kazuki Nakajima Torro Rosso Sebastian Vettel + Sebastien Bourdais Super Aguri Anthony Davidson + Takuma Sato Force India Adrian Sutil + Giancarlo Fisichella Rules: 1. New players are welcome to join at any stage of the season 2. Pick the following before Friday 1159 of the Race weekend (reminders will be posted) - 2 Drivers - 1 Team - 1 Fastest Lap - 1 Pole Points for drivers and teams are awarded as per F1 Championship, bonus 2pts for each fastest lap and pole. 3. Picks are valid for only 2 GPs (you snooze you loss) 4. Double pick of a single driver is now allowed (if the driver DNF a penalty of -5pt is applied) Additional points: 1. Double points for drivers who qualify outside the top 15 and finish in the pts 2. Double pts for picks on drivers scoring their 1st win (20pts) and pole (4pts) 3. Picking the Toyota team on their 1st GP win will score 40 bonus pts 4. -1 pt for all DNF Top 3 players at the end of the season are awarded with an immortal tag under their avatar. The 1st 2008 F1 race is the Melbourne GP 16 March

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TF108 - The Fastest Toyota (lets hope at least)

LOL.... somehow i don't think the XC is designed for cliff humping :P Bren: na she'll be fine.... too busy pulling out X5 and cayenne (****** off rich ppl are funny) to do the sand dune knievel

I'll head to the loop first... then to the train if raining

Took my old mans XC90 to Fraser Island at the end of last year. The vid shows me going through a patch of very soft powder sand (where a few cars in front of us were caught out and got stuck) but not the XC :P Good times Diesel Turbo yO Please wait a few seconds for Video to Load!

You should check out the Supra from Hell video on Youtube. I tells ya, that will make your jaw drop... I guarantee it! :o :o :o

L M A O !!

This kid ripped off some guys and got PWNED! They even signed him up for the Army :lol: Hit it!

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Thats it..... i'm saving up for a supra Wish they uploaded the vid from the supra, my guess is the atmosphere in there was a lot more cheerful