Bad Pick Up Lines

[Armstrong]

Something off topic that was said to somone a long time ago. Its off topic but its a laugh...and no it didnt attract the ladies what so ever lmao

BLOKE :walking though a corridor in a building

CHICKS FRIEND: comes out asking if he would go out with her friend?

BLOKE: sure

CHICKS FRIEND:RUNS TO TELL HER FRIEND THAT HE SAID YES. (the shy gal didnt come out but her friend ran back to the bloke)why would you say yes if you havent seen what she looks like?

BLOKE: because i can always breakup with her

CHICKS FRIEND: runs back laughing to tell her friend what the bloke said ( the shy gal never came out )

[.gorgz]

Something off topic that was said to somone a long time ago. Its off topic but its a laugh...and no it didnt attract the ladies what so ever lmao

BLOKE :walking though a corridor in a building

CHICKS FRIEND: comes out asking if he would go out with her friend?

BLOKE: sure

CHICKS FRIEND:RUNS TO TELL HER FRIEND THAT HE SAID YES. (the shy gal didnt come out but her friend ran back to the bloke)why would you say yes if you havent seen what she looks like?

BLOKE: because i can always breakup with her

CHICKS FRIEND: runs back laughing to tell her friend what the bloke said ( the shy gal never came out )

LOL I take it that BLOKE is you right?

If so, thats smooth, very smooth hahaha!

[Armstrong]

lmao who knows

[wil_rolla]

do you have screws in your eyes? cause every time i look at you my nuts tighten..

[cruzer]

do you have screws in your eyes? cause every time i look at you my nuts tighten..

lololoolololololololololololololol

[JSTCHLN]

I just thought I would come over and tell you your legs are stunning. The only problem is they are not wrapped around my neck.

[Armstrong]

do you have screws in your eyes? cause every time i look at you my nuts tighten..

lololoolololololololololololololol

now that's awesome right there.

[Guni]

*As she is walking away ..........

Say: Baby, I hate to see you go .... but I love to watch you leave ..... ;)

[.gorgz]

*As she is walking away ..........

Say: Baby, I hate to see you go .... but I love to watch you leave ..... ;)

LOL this is off Face Off right? :P

[Guni]

*As she is walking away ..........

Say: Baby, I hate to see you go .... but I love to watch you leave ..... ;)

LOL this is off Face Off right? :P

its on tonight!

Can't forget that line :lol: :lol:

[DJKOR]

"If your left leg is Summer and your right leg is Autumn, can I visit you between seasons?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!" - got that off a shirt of mine.

"I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U."

"Do you know CPR because you take my breath away."

[123R-Prozak]

nice ones !! im thinking back to night at the roxbury, is that a mirror in your pocket, cause i can see myself in your pants..

[cruzer]

what has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk

response: what?

answer: my fly

*slap*

[wong666]

what has 148 teeth and holds back the incredible hulk

response: what?

answer: my fly

*slap*

lol.... that was pretty funny...

kevin

[cruzer]

I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack

Do you wanna see my red nosed reindeer

Can I come down your chimney

some christmas related ones

i stole from another forum

Edited December 22, 2009 by cruzer

[Lawz]

Great legs, what time do they open?

All those curves need a run over.

[Tats]

Him: Giant Polar Bear

Her: What?

Him: It broke the ice

Him: Did it hurt?

Her: Did what hurt?

Him: When you fell from heaven....

[greg05rolla]

boy: rubs face vigorously with hands

girl: what are you doing?

boy: just warming up your seat

[.gorgz]

boy: rubs face vigorously with hands

girl: what are you doing?

boy: just warming up your seat

Bahahahahahahahahaha! Thats gold haha!

[greg05rolla]

boy: rubs face vigorously with hands

girl: what are you doing?

boy: just warming up your seat

Bahahahahahahahahaha! Thats gold haha!

Yeh my mate did it the other night and i almost wet myself haha

[jaybee]

I lost my phone number. Can I have yours?

[.gorgz]

I know its old, but it still gets me laughing everytime lol

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[DJKOR]

Edited. BTW jdmwhore, you put the contents after the '=' sign into the youtube tag.

I know its old, but it still gets me laughing everytime lol

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[.gorgz]

Sorry about that, and thanks :)

Edited. BTW jdmwhore, you put the contents after the '=' sign into the youtube tag.

I know its old, but it still gets me laughing everytime lol

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[Lawz]

Would you like a New Years resolution?