Bad Pick Up Lines

[DJKOR]

Would you like a New Years resolution?

Or you could go:

"Let's celebrate this new year with a bang"

[Foss]

Dude beckons girl with index finger, she walks over.

He says "I just made you come with 1 finger...

...imagine what I could do with the rest?"

And One of my favourites I saw pulled in a bar once:

Dude: "Wanna r00t?"

Chick: "No"

Dude: "Well, do you mind lying on the floor while I have one."

Short and sweet:

"You're fit. Lets fk!"

[mrs.sportivo]

LOL cbf reading the 3 pages so if these have been said, IM SORRY

*Licks finger - wipes it on __*

'Lets get you out of them wet clothes ;)

What has 178 teeth and holds back the hulk ? my zipper

My love for you is like diarrhea, i just cant hold it in

There is 206 bones in the body, want another one ?

If you were a wedgie, i'd pick you

If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head

HAHA enjoy :)

[.gorgz]

If i flip a coin, what are the chances of me getting head

hahaha! I lol'd at this one

"Please to meet you and my meat to please you."

[uSn]

Meat to please you, sorry please to meet you! :)

[Ascendant Rice]

i thought of this one for an hour, i used it on my friend she laughed hysterically but hey it got me a hug :D..

ME: Have you heard about the war?

Her: what war?

Me: War ei nee

[mrs.sportivo]

i thought of this one for an hour, i used it on my friend she laughed hysterically but hey it got me a hug :D..

ME: Have you heard about the war?

Her: what war?

Me: War ei nee

... since when were you mando LOL anyways its wo ai ni noobs :)

[Ascendant Rice]

i thought of this one for an hour, i used it on my friend she laughed hysterically but hey it got me a hug :D..

ME: Have you heard about the war?

Her: what war?

Me: War ei nee

... since when were you mando LOL anyways its wo ai ni noobs :)

:P well yeah but still

[Plytme]

Archaeologist pick up lines:

Are you a carbon sample? Because i want to date you

I do my best work dirty and on my knees!

[.gorgz]

"Maybe you and I can go into that photobooth over there and see what DEVELOPS"

http://au.toyotaownersclub.com/forums/inde...mp;#entry374228

I lol'd

[Keisari]

Any biologists in the house?

If I could be an enzyme, I would be DNA helicase so I could unzip your genes.

[.gorgz]

One I heard from a friend, she had a guy that kept trying to pick her up by calling himself:

"Nine Inch Nathan"

Kinda p#ssed me off though coz he ruined a perfectly good band name and turned it into something erotic <_<

[Foss]

That could be a good one in a metal bar. Vary it slightly, offer a bird a 'nine inch nailing'.

Kinda p#ssed me off though coz he ruined a perfectly good band name and turned it into something erotic <_<

Given the stories I've heard about the on-stage antics of Trent Reznor and others on stage, I think eroticism is the order of the day already.

Edited February 14, 2010 by Paradigm

[.gorgz]

That could be a good one in a metal bar. Vary it slightly, offer a bird a 'nine inch nailing'.

HAHAHA! LAWL!! Okay now thats different.. my friend kinda stuffed him over and said 'Only nine?' lol

[.gorgz]

"Someone call the FBI, I just found a bomb.. A sex BOMB!!"

Edited February 15, 2010 by jdmwhore

[.gorgz]

When asked for an email from someone you want to pick up, reply:

"sex@myplace.now.ok"

[Foss]

"Let's go to my place and do the things I'll tell everyone we did anyway."

[Modena]

[.gorgz]

This isn't really a pick up line but its something one of my mates said during a convo about 'chicks with tattoos' over my lunch break today that had me in stitches:

He said: 'My ex had a tattoo of a sea shell on her inner thigh, when you rest your head against it, you could smell the ocean' o.O

Mind you he had completely killed the conversation after that comment still funny though :lol:

[Toyota Sales]

If you are going to regret this in the morning, we can sleep in till noon.

[.gorgz]

Haha!! I can't help but laugh at this one everytime LOL!

**puff** "Okay, I'm here.. what are your other two wishes??"