Quotes from "The Simpsons"

[selyaT]

Titanya: But Duffman, you said if I slept with you I wouldn't have to touch the drunk!

Duffman: Duffman... says a lot of things! Oh, yeah!

BT Barlow: Mr. Mayor, I have a question for you.....what if YOU came home one night to find your family tid up and gagged, with SOCKS in their mouths.They're screaming.Your trying to get in but there's too much BLOOD on the knob!!!!!

Quimby: Where are you, eerrr, going with this question?

BT.Barlow: My question concerns the budget sir...

Tim Allen: ALRIGHT! I finally supercharged my lawn mower *grunt grunt grunt* Uh oh! I've killed Wilson! Looks like it's back to jail for me *grunt grunt grunt*

[CAP]

Nelson "Ha Ha" :D

[GAZOOM]

Apu : Who needs the kwiky mart I doooooooooooooooooo!!!!!! Thank you come again

Edited April 5, 2007 by GAZOOM

[MR22ZZ]

Homer: Oh, look at me! I'm making people happy! I'm the Magical Man from Happy-Land, in a gumdrop house on Lollipop Lane! Oh, by the way, I was being sarcastic

[smileys]

Homer: mmm the land of chocolate

[Dead]

Nelson "Ha Ha" :D

What?

"Monooooraillllll...monooooraillllllll...monoraiiiiiiiaaaaaiiiiiiaaaaaiiiilllllllllllll............MONORAIL!"

"Mono......................DOH!" - Homer

[skriblez]

Homer: When I held that gun in my hand, I felt a surge of power ... like *** must feel when he's holding a gun

[blue_rolla]

Homer "the food was not un-delicious"

[D'Ice]

Homer "a gun is not a weapon marge, it's a tool like a screwdriver or a hammer or an alligator"

[selyaT]

Airborn, kudos for you for bringing this thread up!

Homer: "Scooby-doo can doo-doo.... but Jimmy Carter, is smarter"

[Hiro]

Duffman: Duffman cannot die, only the actors who play him

Duffman: Ohhh yeah! (one of my message ringtones)

Willy: Bonjour! yah cheese-eatin' surrender monkeys

Phone: The fingers you have used to dial, are too fat. To obtain a special dialing wand, please mash the keypad with your palm now (my main message ringtone)

[selyaT]

Apu: Shutup... shutup... I can't believe you don't shutup!!

Apu: You ruined my castle you flying fat man!

[Tats]

Government nuclear safety regulatory guy: "I'm still not sure how he caused the meltdown..... there wasn't any nuclear material in the truck!"

[GSR]

ralph: It said 'Choo-choo-choose you, and there's a picture of a train

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homer: mmmmm, 64 slices of American Cheese.

Edited June 1, 2007 by GSR

[Dead]

"Hello there, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me?" - Homer

"Ok Mr Burns, what was your first name? - Mail Clerk

"...............I don't knowwwwwwww." - Homer

"Hello Mr Kearns, me sick much and money need bad..." - Bart

"Ooooooo he card read good." - Homer

[shmicko]

"Hello there, my name is Mr Burns. I believe you have a letter for me?" - Homer

"Ok Mr Burns, what was your first name? - Mail Clerk

"...............I don't knowwwwwwww." - Homer

"Hello Mr Kearns, me sick much and money need bad..." - Bart

"Ooooooo he card read good." - Homer

waaahahahahahahaa Mr. Kearns rofl

[Tats]

Rugged yet sensitive man of science: "I would do anything to save a manatee. Except harm another manatee."

Marge: "Consider this: by harming one manatee, you could save two manatees. But before you answer, the manatee you have to harm, is pregnant!"

Rugged yet sensitive man of science: "These are the questions that keep me up at night..."

Edited June 2, 2007 by Tats

[bozurolla]

Homer Its..Its a ...Its...TRAMAMPOLINE

[Leroy]

ralph: It said 'Choo-choo-choose you, and there's a picture of a train

"It says Let's Be Friends...and theres a picture of a Bee on it!"

Mr Burns when learning to do things for himself...

Phone rings: "a hoy hoy?"

[selyaT]

Children: Hail to the bus driver bus driver bus driver, hail to the bus driver bus driver man.

He swears and he cusses he stinks up the buses.

Hail to the bus driver bus driver man.

He steps on the clutch and the toilet goes flush.

Hail to the bus driver bus driver man.

*later in the episode*

Skinner: Yes, hail to the bus driver... bus driver man

Another one from Homer:

Homer: Yes! To Shelbyville! I've got an RV we can use.... FLANDER'S'S'S!

[Dead]

Angry Dad:

"Wow...what a day. Hmmm...now to push this button."

*KABOOM* DOOOO dooooooooooo

"NOOOTTT AGAIIINNNNN!!!"

"Angry Dad, you're fired!"

"RARRRR!!!!" *BOOM* DOOOO dooooooooooo

[selyaT]

Is that a Simpson's quote Rob?

At the essay recital, a competitive father yelling at his child: "We the purple"???? what the hell was that???!?!?!

[smileys]

Homer:

"When i was seventeen, "

"I drank some very good beer."

"I drank some very good beer, that I purchased with a fake ID."

"My name was Brian McGee, I stayed up listening to Queen."

"When I was seventeen..."

[Mopp]

old man "i like taquitos"

[selyaT]

Grandpa: That racoon stole my lambchop!