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Something off topic that was said to somone a long time ago. Its off topic but its a laugh...and no it didnt attract the ladies what so ever lmao

BLOKE :walking though a corridor in a building

CHICKS FRIEND: comes out asking if he would go out with her friend?

BLOKE: sure

CHICKS FRIEND:RUNS TO TELL HER FRIEND THAT HE SAID YES. (the shy gal didnt come out but her friend ran back to the bloke)why would you say yes if you havent seen what she looks like?

BLOKE: because i can always breakup with her

CHICKS FRIEND: runs back laughing to tell her friend what the bloke said ( the shy gal never came out )

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Something off topic that was said to somone a long time ago. Its off topic but its a laugh...and no it didnt attract the ladies what so ever lmao

BLOKE :walking though a corridor in a building

CHICKS FRIEND: comes out asking if he would go out with her friend?

BLOKE: sure

CHICKS FRIEND:RUNS TO TELL HER FRIEND THAT HE SAID YES. (the shy gal didnt come out but her friend ran back to the bloke)why would you say yes if you havent seen what she looks like?

BLOKE: because i can always breakup with her

CHICKS FRIEND: runs back laughing to tell her friend what the bloke said ( the shy gal never came out )

LOL I take it that BLOKE is you right?

If so, thats smooth, very smooth hahaha!

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*As she is walking away ..........

Say: Baby, I hate to see you go .... but I love to watch you leave ..... ;)

LOL this is off Face Off right? :P

its on tonight!

Can't forget that line :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

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"If your left leg is Summer and your right leg is Autumn, can I visit you between seasons?"

"Are you from Tennessee? Because you're the only ten I see!" - got that off a shirt of mine.

"I've got the F, the C, and the K. All I need is U."

"Do you know CPR because you take my breath away."

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I may not be santa, but i am going to sneak into your room at night and empty my sack

Do you wanna see my red nosed reindeer

Can I come down your chimney

some christmas related ones

i stole from another forum

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Edited. BTW jdmwhore, you put the contents after the '=' sign into the youtube tag.

I know its old, but it still gets me laughing everytime lol :lol:

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Sorry about that, and thanks :)

Edited. BTW jdmwhore, you put the contents after the '=' sign into the youtube tag.
I know its old, but it still gets me laughing everytime lol :lol:

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