Got plastered at a mate house couple of years back, we got a bit cold so we decided to light a fire. So we fill up this metal tin with petrol only to realise 5 mins after lighting it that theres a puddle leaking out the bottom of it.
5 more mins pass and we're wondering when this puddle is going to light up when.........whoosh, flames everywhere. Stupid us decided to start this fire under my mates awning, nearly burnt the entire house down.
Things ive learnt from that night:
-Salt puts out fires........only if you have access to about 2 tonnes worth of it, not the amount from the salt container out of the kitchen cupboard
-Never try to put out a fire with a metal mop bucket (trying to cover the flame) as it heats up very quickly lol
-After failing with the bucket.................dont attempt using a nylone shirt.lol
-And dont stomp it either or youll end up looking like johnny flame from fantastic four with your shoes on fire.
-Water does work................eventually........it just looks like floating fire for a while.lol
Another time, we threw a cigarette into someones otto bin (thinking it was out of course), only to see it turn into this massive bonfire minutes later, taking out two bins and flickering against the power lines....thank god for the fire brigade
For some reason, everytime i get smashed, i seem to nearly burn someones house down.........