Bad Pick Up Lines

[.gorgz]

Lets face it we all have a few, and this is purely just for laughs..

I've seen this forum in one of the Honda forums i'm a member of, thought i'd start one here hahaha!

seeming as I started this, I'll be the first to post one:

"Can I take your picture"

response: "What for?"

answer: "So I can show Santa what I want this Christmas"

LOLOL!! Lame!! Get into the festive spirit! :P

[cruzer]

do u have a mirror in ur pants

cause i can see me in em

got more ill post later

[SuperDave]

My love for you is like diarrhea; I can hardly hold it in.

[.gorgz]

My love for you is like diarrhea; I can hardly hold it in.

hahaha thats Gold! lol

I like your dress, it'd look better on my bedroom floor

[One-pager]

Stand back.

Does your watch have a second hand? I want to know how long it took for me to fall in love with you.

Ever since I met you, you have lived in my heart without paying any rent.

Can I get your picture to prove to all my friends that angels do exist?

When you are not around, I feel that I am always in a traffic jam because I can't move on.

Can you recommend a bank where I can make a deposit? Because I'm planning to save all my love for you.

Hey baby, you must be a light switch, cuz every time I see you, you turn me on!

I didn't see any stars in the sky tonight, the most heavenly body was standing right next to me.

Is there a rainbow today? I just found the treasure I've been searching for!

Are you religious? Cause you are the answers to all my prayers.

My name isn't Elmo, but you can tickle me any time you want to.

Was your father a thief? 'Cause someone stole the stars from the sky and put them in your eyes.

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

I play the field, and it looks like I just hit a home run with you.

If stars would fall everytime I would think of you, the sky would soon be empty.

You must be a hell of a thief because you stole my heart from across the room.

Is your name daisy? Because I have a sudden urge to plant you right here!

Hey baby, let's play house, you can be the door and I'll slam you!

Hey, you wanna do a 68? You go down on me, and I'll owe you one.

Excuse me, I just noticed you noticing me and I just wanted to give you notice that I noticed you too.

Excuse me, do you have your phone number, I seem to have lost mine.

Were you arrested earlier? It's gotta be illegal to look that good.

Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

I've heard sex is a killer. Wanna die happy?

[cruzer]

does ur dad own a sudway

because i have a foot long

lololololololololololol

[One-pager]

does ur dad own a sudway

because i have a foot long

lololololololololololol

ahaha either you remembered that wrong or it was poorly constructed.

It almost comes out as incestuous.

[.gorgz]

does ur dad own a sudway

because i have a foot long

lololololololololololol

LOL this ones gold hahahaha!

"excuss me, I'm new in town.. Could you please help me with the directions to your apartment"

[DJKOR]

"I can see you." [if they they reply 'yes' or something along those lines] "Great! Then how about tomorrow."

"You must be tired because you’ve been running through my head all night."

"If I could rearrange the alphabet, I'd put U and I together."

Another one of those phone ones:

"There is something wrong with my mobile phone. It doesn't have your number in it."

[the_random_hero]

Hey, can I ask you a question?

(Sure)

On a scale of one to ten, can I have your phone number?

[Guest]

Hey, can I ask you a question?

(Sure)

On a scale of one to ten, can I have your phone number?

i lol'd

[DJKOR]

I just remembered a couple of others:

"Hey. Why don't you sit in my lap and we'll talk about the first thing that pops up."

Another is to get a blank business cards and write on then "Smile if you want to sleep with me". Hand them out and watch them try to hold their smile back.

[whitestivo]

How about we catch a movie, have some chicken, maybe some sex, you know, see what happens

whitestivo

[Evo7]

Do you like chocolate, cause i got half a bar XD LOLOLOLOLOLOL

Evo

[Ascendant Rice]

Did you just fart? cause beaby you just blew me away.

also with a screw in hand * offers screw* hey baby want a scew?

[httttt]

How about we catch a movie, have some chicken, maybe some sex, you know, see what happens

whitestivo

Anchorman!!!!!! I love lamp.

"I like your boots"... from that late night ad.

[RoM2nV]

nice shoes wanna ****???

this ones for anyone who's into dota/hon etc. "are you a stunner? cause you sure look like one.."

[Evo7]

nice shoes wanna ****???

this ones for anyone who's into dota/hon etc. "are you a stunner? cause you sure look like one.."

Clean, cut and straight to the point :P

I am gonna use that on the missus lol :P >>> (about 2 minutes later, getting b!tchslapped) XD LOL

Evo

[private number]

hahah some pretty good ones in here

but one i have used personally is..

"hey do you have myspace, i wanna stay connected with ya"

(FYI, was really drunk. but it works, cause im still with this girl 15 months later haha)

[cruzer]

hahah some pretty good ones in here

but one i have used personally is..

"hey do you have myspace, i wanna stay connected with ya"

(FYI, was really drunk. but it works, cause im still with this girl 15 months later haha)

can i have her myspace :P

jks jks

[Phat]

*signal chick over with index finger, she comes over*

"i knew if i fingered u long enough you'd cum" hahahaah

[cruzer]

*signal chick over with index finger, she comes over*

"i knew if i fingered u long enough you'd cum" hahahaah

thats so f*cking hilarious

heres another

Baby, I'm no Fred Flintstone, but I can make your Bedrock!

Edited December 7, 2009 by cruzer

[1stKill]

A good looking girl sitting with her fat ugly friend...Guy yells out...hey Dreamboat (ugly chick turns head) nah not you Shipwreck.

[VF-X]

A good looking girl sitting with her fat ugly friend...Guy yells out...hey Dreamboat (ugly chick turns head) nah not you Shipwreck.

LoL

[Modena]

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