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The 1zf-fe engine is terrific, especially compared to the old 4.2. They're not bad on the highways but the moment you hit town though, it drinks! It comes down to it being a heavy vehicle, especially if you've got the auto. Your obviously changing filters and keeping it in good tune, the only other suggestion I can make is to switch to a K&N air filter, alot of 4wd's get good results switching to one of these. Together with the extractors this should give you an improvement Rusty.

I saw a Hilux go into an armco barrier on the freeway over the weekend. Braked too hard around a bend, locked up the rears and before he knew it, he'd turned 90 degrees and straight into the barrier. Lucky for him, he'd washed off most of his speed before impact.

We now have 11 yes and 5 maybe's We need 15 firm yes to go ahead. Just confirming we're aiming for sometime in September so plenty of notice girls and boys. Doesn't matter what car you have or what state of tune it's in, let's put it on the rollers for a day of fun.

Good to hear you guys had fun. Sorry couldn't be there ( Was in Mornington - which was also fun! - No traffic! )

Spotted 1 Stock Red & 1 Stock Silver Sportivo's, always parked on Latrobe Street Melbourne. Both always need to be washed !!!

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Corolla !

Koala & Hooker A Koala Bear and a Hooker go back to her place and they get undressed. The koala bear goes down on the hooker for 3 hours straight. She has multiple orgasms!!! After 3 hours he stops, comes all over her tummy, gets up and puts on his little koala clothes. The woman is hanging back huffing and puffing from exhaustion. “Oh ***, that was great! Now I need my money” The koala bear just looks at her and shrugs. Then the hooker says, “No, I need my money. I’m a hooker and this is how I make a living.” The koala bear just looks at her and continues to put on his clothes. Then the hooker gets up and runs to the bookshelf, grabs a Dictionary and thumbs through it to ”hooker.” She hands it to the koala bear and it reads: “HOOKER: person who has sex for money.” Then the koala bear turns the page to “koala bear” and walks out the door. The hooker reads: “KOALA BEAR: Eats Bush, Roots, shoots, and Leaves “

Sort of a Technical Question. What would assist you in shifting gears quicker, A heavier gear knob or a lighter gear knob? Alot of the Alloy type knobs I've seen around seem to be significantly heavier than the standard knob which leads me to think it may affect my gear shifting. If the effects will be negative - I don't want one.

:D Keep it coming a few more and we're in business.

It's a very metallic noise - I like it, sounds purposeful

Some people actually put the whole unit into an oven so that the seal heats up and can be pulled open. I've seen it on a DIY Angel Eyes web site for a civic. Would look good if you can do it, but as soon as you break the seal on the headlight, the warranty is gone.

Love at first sight Two elderly residents, a man and a woman, were sitting alone in the lobby of their nursing home one evening. The old man looked over and said to the old lady, "I know just what you're wanting, for $5 I'll have sex with you right over there in that rocking chair." The old lady looked surprised but didn't say a word. The old man continued, "For $10 I'll do it with you on that nice soft sofa over there, but for $20 I'll take you back to my room, light some candles, and give you the most romantic evening you've ever had in your life." The old lady still says nothing but after a couple minutes, starts digging down in her purse. She pulls out a wrinkled $20 bill and holds it up. "So you want the nice romantic evening in my room," says the old guy. "Get serious", she replies. "Four times in the rocking chair.

Another successful clutch / flywheel story. I think you've all now proved it's worth.

Springvale road would have heavy traffic, Even with the CB's traffic lights are a pain. Twisties would be better :)

I'll be around. Try to anyway :D

Have a good trip mate.

;) But imagine if one was mid-mounted behind the front seats, Just like a Giocatolo Group B and Renault Clio Sport V6 mmmm

Very Interesting Results. Well done all. Looks like you had a great day.

:) Looking Better... Because we're well into June this most like would be going ahead in September. That gives all plenty of time to get organised and jump aboard. Nick will have his licence by then too :P

So... ahem... What were all the figures ???

B) Cool Kcorro - are you trying to give us a preview of things to come ? ;)

Melbourne Members.... Take Good Note, we could have the same fun but it's up to you!

US also has the Corolla XRS - It's the sedan

:P And Another...Dating in 1957 It's the summer of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date, Peggy Sue. Bobby's a pretty hip guy with his own car and a duck tail hairdo. When he goes to the front door, Peggy Sue's father answers and invites him in. "Peggy Sue's not ready yet, so why don't you have a seat?" "That's cool," Bobby says. Peggy Sue's father asks Bobby what they are planning to do. Bobby Replies politely that they will probably just go to the malt shop or to a drive-in-movie. Peggy Sue's father responds, "Why don't you kids go out and screw? I hear all of the kids are doing it." Naturally this comes as quite a surprise to Bobby and he says, "Whaaaaaaat?" "Yeah," says Peggy Sue's father, "we know that Peggy Sue really likes to screw, why she'd screw all night if we let her!" Bobby's eyes light up and smiles from ear to ear. Immediately, he has revised the plans for the evening. A few minutes later, Peggy Sue comes downstairs in her little Poodle skirt with her saddle shoes and announces that she's ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door while Dad is saying, "Have a good evening kids," with a small wink for Bobby. About 20 minutes later, a thoroughly disheveled Peggy Sue rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her and screams at her father: "DAMMIT DADDY!" "THE TWIST......IT'S CALLED THE TWIST!!"