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i had my keys in my hand walking out the door when my sister asked me to help her with something...

a quick 'problem' ended up being a 2hr headfuq!!! :(

was it a big night? i read on jdmst that the cops were supposedly called, but didnt show up... :huh:

anyway... i should be there on thursday night... might have a mate with me and might bring rowan if his gf unlocks his handcuffs... :lol:

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i had my keys in my hand walking out the door when my sister asked me to help her with something...

a quick 'problem' ended up being a 2hr headfuq!!! :(

was it a big night? i read on jdmst that the cops were supposedly called, but didnt show up... :huh:

anyway... i should be there on thursday night... might have a mate with me and might bring rowan if his gf unlocks his handcuffs... :lol:

ill come tonight but im going to be in so much ****!!!!!!

im staying at my gfs at the moment so i gotta bail back home before she comes. gotta get my shifty on boys.

ash ill msg you in the pm (arvo)

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hey... does anyone have a socket set they can lend to me at all?

I need to do an oil change and since my brother moved out there aren't as many tools in the house as I thought there would be.

As always, I am happy to compensate.

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hey... does anyone have a socket set they can lend to me at all?

I need to do an oil change and since my brother moved out there aren't as many tools in the house as I thought there would be.

As always, I am happy to compensate.

bring the oil and filter to the loop. we can do it there.

I shal bring a socket set and oilpan.

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hey... does anyone have a socket set they can lend to me at all?

I need to do an oil change and since my brother moved out there aren't as many tools in the house as I thought there would be.

As always, I am happy to compensate.

bring the oil and filter to the loop. we can do it there.

I shal bring a socket set and oilpan.

Thanks man, I can't find my oilpan either. :blink:

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funny how whenever we do some work on the car there is always someone present (in this case, cops). Lucky we have Steve on our side and two relatively clueless cops + me trying to force feed them my Mod certificate. :toast:

Good turnout tonight and it was nice to see Rowan again :clap:

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funny how whenever we do some work on the car there is always someone present (in this case, cops). Lucky we have Steve on our side and two relatively clueless cops + me trying to force feed them my Mod certificate. :toast:

LOL at the joke we had with them about a Yaris doing a skid.

Good turnout tonight and it was nice to see Rowan again :clap:

... And Ingres.

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funny how whenever we do some work on the car there is always someone present (in this case, cops). Lucky we have Steve on our side and two relatively clueless cops + me trying to force feed them my Mod certificate. :toast:

LOL at the joke we had with them about a Yaris doing a skid.

Good turnout tonight and it was nice to see Rowan again :clap:

... And Ingres.

Of course Ingres. We need to see both of them out more often!

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The awkwardness when the cops showed up was priceless.

On that note though guys, be aware I cannot save you against a truly nazi cop - indeed against those kind of coppers, even their own mothers aren't safe.

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nice meet last night, good to see everyone again. i wont be out for another month or 2 tho as im in last semester of uni and i got classes from 6-9 every thursday night

thanks to ash for driving me out and the MEGA LOLS we had on the way home because every tom ***** and harry wanted to race us hahah :lol:

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yeah... great night... glad i came out! :)

no worries mate, any time you need a lift, just lemme know.. :)

meanwhile, the drive home was fuqn HILARIOUS!!!!

seriously, i dont know why i attracted so many deadsh!ts last night... :lol:

1) evo 5/6... flew past him and then he came up next to me and did the "yawn" motion... pulled up at the set of lights behind him and he gave me a "thumbs up"... then further down the road he gives me the "money" sign (still confused as to what he meant by that!)... i booted it on the hwy and he gave no chase... then about 4kms down the road he does the looser flyby... :lol:

2) vx clubsport... kept trying to race me... finally gave it a go and he couldnt catch me... then he accelerated off and it was allllll noise and no go... :lol:

did i miss one rowan? i thought there were three on the way home?

after i dropped you off, i had a guy in a ae92 rolla try to overtake me on the hwy... it was fuqn hilarious...

i just continued cruising behind him and then he tried to accelerate away from me...

so i went into the right lane and cruised next to him while he was flat strap... then i just sunk my boot and took off... :lol:

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funny how whenever we do some work on the car there is always someone present (in this case, cops). Lucky we have Steve on our side and two relatively clueless cops + me trying to force feed them my Mod certificate. :toast:

LOL at the joke we had with them about a Yaris doing a skid.

Good turnout tonight and it was nice to see Rowan again :clap:

... And Ingres.

Of course Ingres. We need to see both of them out more often!

Ok Ok .. from now on i will come out more.. hahaha

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Mum just sent me a joke that reminded me of laat thursday. Cops and all.

Oil Change Instructions for Women:

1) Pull up to Ultratune when the mileage reaches 10,000 Km since the last oil change.

2) Drink a cup of coffee.

3) 5 minutes later, write a cheque and leave with a properly maintained vehicle.

Money spent:

Oil Change: $20.00

Coffee: $1.00

Total: = $21.00

==========

Oil Change Instructions for Men:

1) Wait until Saturday, drive to auto parts store and buy a case of Oil, filter, kitty litter, hand cleaner and a scented tree, write a cheque for $50.00.

2) Stop by Bottleshop and buy a case of beer, write a cheque for $40, drive home.

3) Open a beer and drink it.

4) Jack car up. Spend 30 minutes looking for jack stands.

5) Find jack stands under kid's pedal car.

6) In frustration, open another beer and drink it.

7) Place drain pan under engine.

8) Look for 9/16 socket.

9) Give up and use shifter.

10) Unscrew drain plug.

11) Drop drain plug in pan of hot oil: splash hot oil on you in process. curse.

12) Crawl out from under car to wipe hot oil off of face and arms. Throw kitty litter on spilled oil.

13) Have another beer while watching oil drain.

14) Spend 30 minutes looking for oil filter wrench.

15) Give up; crawl under car and hammer a screwdriver through oil filter and twist off.

16) Crawl out from under car with dripping oil filter splashing oil everywhere from holes. Cleverly hide old oil filter among trash in trash can to avoid environmental penalties. Drink a beer.

17) Install new oil filter making sure to apply a thin coat of oil to basket surface.

18) Dump first litre of fresh oil into engine.

19) Remember drain plug from step 11.

20) Hurry to find drain plug in drain pan.

21) Drink beer.

22) Discover that first litre of fresh oil is now on the floor. Throw kitty litter on oil spill.

23) Get drain plug back in with only a minor spill. Drink beer.

24) Crawl under car getting kitty litter into eyes. Wipe eyes with oily rag used to clean drain plug. Slip with stupid shifter to tighten drain plug and bang knuckles on frame removing any excess skin between knuckles and frame.

25) Begin cursing fit.

26) Throw stupid shifter.

27) Curse for additional 5 minutes because shifter hit golf trophy.

28) Beer.

29) Clean up hands and bandage as required to stop blood flow.

30) Beer.

31) Pour in four fresh litres of oil.

32) Beer.

33) Lower car from jack stands.

34) Move car back to apply more kitty litter to fresh oil spilled during any missed steps.

35) Beer.

36) Test drive car.

37) Get pulled over: arrested for driving under the influence.

38) Car gets impounded.

39) Call loving wife, make bail.

40) 12 hours later, get car from impound yard.

Money spent:

Parts: $50.00

DUI: $2500.00

Impound fee: $75.00

Bail: $1500.00

Beer: $40.00

Total: $4,165.00

But you know the job was done right!

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