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[Buddha]

I'm a big fan of reading passages or articles which have been translated to English from Japanese, by Japanese.

For example, here's a few paragraphs extolling the virtues of TRD air filter elements, I've put the website link at the bottom so you can read more ...

The air filter which bears a most fundamental and important section of inhaling the sport air filter open air born by racing engine development technology, removing dust, and supplying fresh air to engine. The TRD sport air filter realized the smooth air inhalation for which high rotation engine is asked, and the pure effect by technology of the racing engine which it is under the severest condition, and applying to commercial elegance

Anyone else enjoy this stuff, too?

More Japlish (and TRD stuff!)

[ZEEROLLA]

I'm a big fan of reading passages or articles which have been translated to English from Japanese, by Japanese.

For example, here's a few paragraphs extolling the virtues of TRD air filter elements, I've put the website link at the bottom so you can read more ...

The air filter which bears a most fundamental and important section of inhaling the sport air filter open air born by racing engine development technology, removing dust, and supplying fresh air to engine. The TRD sport air filter realized the smooth air inhalation for which high rotation engine is asked, and the pure effect by technology of the racing engine which it is under the severest condition, and applying to commercial elegance

Anyone else enjoy this stuff, too?

More Japlish (and TRD stuff!)

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Funny stuff :D But my English is no better sometimes :P

[MR22ZZ]

hehehehe

The funny thing is, it sounds like something Ron Dennis would say

[CAP]

Sounds like the dribble Car Dealers spit out

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Sounds like the dribble Car Dealers spit out

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That cracked me up !

They do come out with a lot of $hit. Them and bank managers.

[ZEEROLLA]

:D :D :D :D

Have a read of this, just received it through email..

My dear Jagjit,

> > >

> > >I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there. I'm writing

> > >this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast. We don't live

> > >where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most

> > >accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

> > >

> > >I won't be able to send the address as the last Singh family, who stayed

> > >here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not

> > >have to change their address.

> > >

> > >Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate

> > >here, an that our address will remain same, too. This place is really nice.

> > >It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet. I'm not

> > >sure it works too well. Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and

> > >haven't seen them since.

> > >

> > >The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week. The first

> > >time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days. The coat you wanted

> > >me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in

> > >the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the

> > >pocket.

> > >

> > >Your father has another job. He has 500 men under him. He is cutting the

> > >grass at the cemetery.

> > >

> > >By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside. The manager is Badmash. He

> > >told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club. We were

> > >confused as to which piece should we remove?

> > >

> > >Your sister had a baby this morning. I haven't found out whether it is a

> > >girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

> > >

> > >Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well. Some men tried to pull him

> > >out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned. We cremated him and he

> > >burned for three days.

> > >

> > >Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more. He died trying to fulfill his

> > >father's last wishes. His father had wished to be buried in the sea after

> > >he died. And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for

> > >his father.

> > >

> > >There isn't much more news this time. Nothing much has happened.

> > >

> > >Love,

> > >Mom.

> > >

> > >P.S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I

> > > realized, I had already sealed off this letter.

> > >

[BigBum]

:D  :D  :D  :D     

Have a read of this, just received it through email..

My dear Jagjit,

> > >

> > >I am in a well here and hoping you are also in a well there.  I'm writing

> > >this letter slowly, because I know you cannot read fast.  We don't live

> > >where we did when you left home.  Your dad read in the newspaper that most

> > >accidents happen 20 miles from home, so we moved 20 miles.

> > >

> > >I won't be able to send the address as the last Singh family, who stayed

> > >here took the house numbers with them for their new house so they would not

> > >have to change their address.

> > >

> > >Hopefully by next week we will be able to take our earlier address plate

> > >here, an that our address will remain same, too.  This place is really nice.

> > >It even has a washing machine, situated right above the toilet.  I'm not

> > >sure it works too well.  Last week I put in 3 shirts, pulled the chain and

> > >haven't seen them since.

> > >

> > >The weather here isn't too bad. It rained only twice last week.  The first

> > >time it rained for 3 days and second time for 4 days.  The coat you wanted

> > >me to send you, your Aunt said it would be a little too heavy to send in

> > >the mail with all the metal buttons, so we cut them off and put them in the

> > >pocket.

> > >

> > >Your father has another job.  He has 500 men under him.  He is cutting the

> > >grass at the cemetery.

> > >

> > >By the way I took Bahu to our club's poolside.  The manager is Badmash.  He

> > >told her that two-piece swimming suit is not allowed in his club.  We were

> > >confused as to which piece should we remove?

> > >

> > >Your sister had a baby this morning.  I haven't found out whether it is a

> > >girl or a boy, so I don't know whether you are an Aunt or Uncle.

> > >

> > >Your uncle, Jetinder fell in the nearby well.  Some men tried to pull him

> > >out, but he fought them off bravely and drowned.  We cremated him and he

> > >burned for three days.

> > >

> > >Your best friend, Balwinder, is no more.  He died trying to fulfill his

> > >father's last wishes.  His father had wished to be buried in the sea after

> > >he died.  And your friend died while in the process of digging a grave for

> > >his father.

> > >

> > >There isn't much more news this time.  Nothing much has happened.

> > >

> > >Love,

> > >Mom.

> > >

> > >P.S : Jagjit, I was going to send you some money but by the time I

> > >        realized,  I had already sealed off this letter.

> > >

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LOL omg what the hell is that? ahhahahahhahaaaaaa that is so fobby and retarded. oh ***, what a great laugh

[MR22ZZ]

I like the line... nothing much has happened... :D

I use that one with my parents on the phone then spout off a list of a dozen things that have happened, not much though.. hehehehe

Nothing quite as dramatic as this e-mail though...

Oh and I've typed this slowly so you all have plenty of time to read it... HAHAHAHAHAHA

[xoom]

Man that is so funny.... The worst part of it though is we have just outsourced a whole bunch of stuff to india and man that is exactly how their emails are and its just as bad when ur on the phone to them.... Nothing against them as i know english is not their 1st language .... Its not mine either for that matter but it is really hard to keep a straight face when a sentence goes hay wire and comes out completely wrong

[ZEEROLLA]

Man that is so funny.... The worst part of it though is we have just outsourced a whole bunch of stuff to india and man that is exactly how their emails are and its just as bad when ur on the phone to them.... Nothing against them as i know english is not their 1st language .... Its not mine either for that matter but it is really hard to keep a straight face when a sentence goes hay wire and comes out completely wrong

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Same here, nothing against the Indians as i have a few Indian friends but this cracked me up

Edited June 28, 2005 by ZEEROLLA

[Danthuyer]

hehehe

funny shiet!

english is my first language and even i have troubles with the keyboard :P

well im off to the frog and toad

Edited June 28, 2005 by Danthuyer

[MR22ZZ]

english is my first language and even i have troubles with the keyboard :P

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A pain I am also all too familiar with...