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Seriously though how hot is Rachael Finch lol?

I think this chick is hotter:

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I fell for this again!!!

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Really lol??? you fell for it twice haha fool!

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And on the topic of Rick Astley...

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I regularly Rickroll the crowd at parties... I'll be playing to a full dance floor and randomly drop a Rick Astley remix.

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And on the topic of Rick Astley...

funny-graphs-rick-astleys-planned-activities.gif

I regularly Rickroll the crowd at parties... I'll be playing to a full dance floor and randomly drop a Rick Astley remix.

" shakes head" lol trust you fostaaaaaaa :clap: will it make an apperance on the 3rd? fairly sure you need a lighting designer for the night :)

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And on the topic of Rick Astley...

funny-graphs-rick-astleys-planned-activities.gif

I regularly Rickroll the crowd at parties... I'll be playing to a full dance floor and randomly drop a Rick Astley remix.

" shakes head" lol trust you fostaaaaaaa :clap: will it make an apperance on the 3rd? fairly sure you need a lighting designer for the night :)

Doubtful. Can't find an appropriate remix. I do have an appropriate remix of Ghostbusters that I'll probably drop though. I always try to play a head-shaker of some sort.

lol, I reckon LQ would have automated lighting, but if its done manually I reckon Coxy will be doing it as usual.

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And on the topic of Rick Astley...

funny-graphs-rick-astleys-planned-activities.gif

I regularly Rickroll the crowd at parties... I'll be playing to a full dance floor and randomly drop a Rick Astley remix.

" shakes head" lol trust you fostaaaaaaa :clap: will it make an apperance on the 3rd? fairly sure you need a lighting designer for the night :)

Doubtful. Can't find an appropriate remix. I do have an appropriate remix of Ghostbusters that I'll probably drop though. I always try to play a head-shaker of some sort.

lol, I reckon LQ would have automated lighting, but if its done manually I reckon Coxy will be doing it as usual.

lol i have a "sweet as legendary* remix of a Hanson song your more than welcome too ahaha. Remind me to put that disc under the wheels of a LC200 lol.

mmm nah for something like that I’d like to think they'd have a engineer/designer behind the console all light so it looks spot on! Not dodgy gobo shakes or chases in slow songs and still beams in fast ones :lol:

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I'm bored at work, but they pay me too well - also if they lay me off, I get tenure and can almost take a year off...

Next week, they will be blocking access to personal email like hotmail & Gmail - is there anyway to go on a mirror site to continue accessing these mails?

WTF do I do?

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And on the topic of Rick Astley...

funny-graphs-rick-astleys-planned-activities.gif

I regularly Rickroll the crowd at parties... I'll be playing to a full dance floor and randomly drop a Rick Astley remix.

" shakes head" lol trust you fostaaaaaaa :clap: will it make an apperance on the 3rd? fairly sure you need a lighting designer for the night :)

Doubtful. Can't find an appropriate remix. I do have an appropriate remix of Ghostbusters that I'll probably drop though. I always try to play a head-shaker of some sort.

lol, I reckon LQ would have automated lighting, but if its done manually I reckon Coxy will be doing it as usual.

lol i have a "sweet as legendary* remix of a Hanson song your more than welcome too ahaha. Remind me to put that disc under the wheels of a LC200 lol.

mmm nah for something like that I'd like to think they'd have a engineer/designer behind the console all light so it looks spot on! Not dodgy gobo shakes or chases in slow songs and still beams in fast ones :lol:

Don't know if LQ is set up to allow for manual control, or if it can only be preprogrammed like the Warehouse.

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Oh SPAM! Oh SPAM! Gourmet delight!

My food by day, my dreams by night.

To carve, to slice, to dice you up -

pureed in a blender and sipped from a cup.

What shining deity from Olympus knelt

down to the earth and hog butt smelt?

Creating then man's eternal desire

for swine entrails congealed by fire.

On some corporate farm, a pig has died.

Eyes, tongue, and snout end up inside

that cube of SPAM hidden in the can

I now hold in my trembling hand.

More than mere food, SPAM is for me

a hedonistic expression of gluttonous glee.

Mottled with pork fat, the pink cube engrosses.

My mouth takes it in, my intestine disposes.

Long have my arteries clogged to the sound

of sizzling SPAM when there's no one around -

furtively chewing or swallowing whole.

Triple bypass by forty, my medical goal.

Other processed meat products I've tried or declined

Vienna Sausages, Treet, even pig's feet in brine.

Though each may be tasty in different ways,

none matches SPAM for gelatinous glaze.

That glistening pinkness beckons me

with gristle, fat, and BHT.

Oh SPAM, my SPAM - the taste, the smell!

The sacred meat product, from Hormel.

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