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1) Take out springs

Angle grinder to the rescue. Super low.

3) get a turbo, connect exhaust to mouth and inlet to a.se - Blow hard

I got a turbonator. 500 hp boost!!!

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DeafDave76 Mentor

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I like big butts and I can not lie

Are you talking about women or a car in general sense?

DJKOR Grand Master

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I like big butts and I can not lie

Are you talking about women or a car in general sense?

I don't really like big butts at all. I do like a well shaped ass, but nothing Latin sized. As for cars, I don't like large rear ends either.

It's just that song was the first thing that came to mind when I enterred the thread.


Buff Hamster Grand Master

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When my twin babies whines like a supercharger it gives my car and extra OVER 9000 Killer Wasps.

(I don't have kids. Yet.)

e240 Mentor

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I like big butts and I can not lie

Are you talking about women or a car in general sense?

I don't really like big butts at all. I do like a well shaped ass, but nothing Latin sized. As for cars, I don't like large rear ends either.

It's just that song was the first thing that came to mind when I enterred the thread.

Aurion's got a freakin Big butt

Zerko Enthusiast

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Anyone knows where I can get a 9mm semi auto pistol?

No.

Can't believe I read this thread.

SCOOTA44 Grand Master

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I like big butts and I can not lie

Are you talking about women or a car in general sense?

I don't really like big butts at all. I do like a well shaped ass, but nothing Latin sized. As for cars, I don't like large rear ends either.

It's just that song was the first thing that came to mind when I enterred the thread.

singing about commodore omega. lol

e240 Mentor

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daryl: site doesnt work... :huh:

Yeah! what are you linking to? I've just got an "Unacceptable Use/Against Policy" notification from my company for that

DeafDave76 Mentor

DeafDave76

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daryl: site doesnt work... :huh:

Yeah! what are you linking to? I've just got an "Unacceptable Use/Against Policy" notification from my company for that

He linked to a site that almost caused my computer to crash! You all have been had by Daryl! Maybe you are related to Daryl Sommers after all!

1stKill Grand Master

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I've got some fun news for the 2GR-FE owners out there. Mainly for those with it in an Aurion. No public discussion of what I've done here. That is for a later date:

http://djkor.com/new_modifications.html

So silly...memo to self don't open anymore of DJKOR's post links. :(

SCOOTA44 Grand Master

SCOOTA44

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I've got some fun news for the 2GR-FE owners out there. Mainly for those with it in an Aurion. No public discussion of what I've done here. That is for a later date:

http://djkor.com/new_modifications.html

Hey Daryl, AVG came up with a warning for that site as a scamming or phishing site,.

Adamsy Grand Master

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I've got some fun news for the 2GR-FE owners out there. Mainly for those with it in an Aurion. No public discussion of what I've done here. That is for a later date:

http://djkor.com/new_modifications.html

ok ok hands up, who is hating on DJ for that link lol, clearly should of read the posts below before opening it lol. trying to exit it with customers here and the work server going off its face haha nice one though caught us all haha

e240 Mentor

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ok ok hands up, who is hating on DJ for that link lol, clearly should of read the posts below before opening it lol. trying to exit it with customers here and the work server going off its face haha nice one though caught us all haha

Dang, I tried it again... :-/

DJKOR Grand Master

DJKOR

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The spam thread needed a bit of real spam. I figured I could trick some people by making the link a little more enticing. Shame I didn't manager to bait more.

Silver-Aurion Grand Master

Silver-Aurion

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The spam thread needed a bit of real spam. I figured I could trick some people by making the link a little more enticing. Shame I didn't manager to bait more.

You know why I didn't click on it? My awesome laziness :P

Someone said they clicked the link and it didn't work so I didn't bother. By the time I came back to check out the thread someone said it's that rick rolled crap. Laziness FTW :P

Adamsy Grand Master

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Seriously though how hot is Rachael Finch lol?

DJKOR Grand Master

DJKOR

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Seriously though how hot is Rachael Finch lol?

I think this chick is hotter:

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Adamsy Grand Master

Adamsy

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Seriously though how hot is Rachael Finch lol?

I think this chick is hotter:

maryg.th.jpg

lol forgive me if i dont click on another one of your links haha :P

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