Diesel into a Yaris

[Andrew357]

look mate, ive tried to help you... i posted all the information you would require to flush the fuel system (take a look at the pdf link in my earlier post)

If you dont listen, then we cant help

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[SuperDave]

Found some spare oil in the garage and pour it in, didn't seem to work. Any help PLRAEASE!! Should i call lube mobile? Only got 4 more hours til the mother comes home

Did you try diesel oil?

Only 1 hour to go. Not that it matters, DJKOR has already traced your IP address back to your ISP and dobbed to your GF's parents.

[cruzer]

Found some spare oil in the garage and pour it in, didn't seem to work. Any help PLRAEASE!! Should i call lube mobile? Only got 4 more hours til the mother comes home

Did you try diesel oil?

Only 1 hour to go. Not that it matters, DJKOR has already traced your IP address back to your ISP and dobbed to your GF's parents.

crazydrifter is gonna be in troubles :P

[eviltwin]

Best thing to do is to get really close to your girlfriend and stand next to the car with the fuel door open and set everything alight. That way you can't ever use the forum again , you won't fark another car and your missus old boy won't chop the cods off when he see's the mild retardation his daughter has achieved. Also , you could use the Walbro your mate speaks of as some form of probe , but thats about all it will do to ease the problem... Moral of the story Diesel is for Vin Petrol is for Yaris. Have a nice life bro xoxo

Edited November 4, 2010 by eviltwin

[whitestivo]

What a laugh

whitestivo

[cruzer]

wheres longcat when u need him :P

[T_Money]

TROLL: FAKEnGAY!!!!!!!!!!

[Steven]

this reminds me something of the tale with the nintendo games and the butter burnt cooter....

If it IS true, then stop arguing, accept the facts that there is NO cheap, easy fix to this. The tank will need to be professionally drained, the fuel lines dropped, and then a compression test done on the engine to ensure it hasn't been completely gutted. It WILL require a professional mechanic to inspect it as you obviously don't have anywhere near the amount of skill to deal with this, and I'm not going to argue that point. Her parents WILL find out so you've had it there too, man up and accept it and stop acting like a little whiny b1tch.

[Amaro]

This has made my day so much better :) LOL

[Guest]

This has made my day so much better :) LOL

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[ELEGNT]

Don't stress Crazydrifter, I know someone who has been in the same situation as you with a Yaris.

It is quit easy to fix.

Basically you buy a another one in the same colour with less Ks and transfer the plates. Don't forget to dirty it up and re scratch anything that was scratched on the old one. Oh, and don't forget to chock the front wheels up and leave it in drive until you match the Ks.

FInally someone that can help. first of all, what am i buying? what am i dirtying up? Do you have picture or instructions? mroe info pls

ahahahaahahahahahhahahahah you are so stupid mate seriously! you should get busted then go to tafe and do a mechanics course so you know somthing about cars

i know what to do but am not going to help you because you dont listen and you say and do stupid ****

[Guest]

Don't stress Crazydrifter, I know someone who has been in the same situation as you with a Yaris.

It is quit easy to fix.

Basically you buy a another one in the same colour with less Ks and transfer the plates. Don't forget to dirty it up and re scratch anything that was scratched on the old one. Oh, and don't forget to chock the front wheels up and leave it in drive until you match the Ks.

FInally someone that can help. first of all, what am i buying? what am i dirtying up? Do you have picture or instructions? mroe info pls

ahahahaahahahahahhahahahah you are so stupid mate seriously! you should get busted then go to tafe and do a mechanics course so you know somthing about cars

i know what to do but am not going to help you because you dont listen and you say and do stupid ****

i tried, but yeah.. thats it from me.

[DJKOR]

LOL. This tread is gaining popularity since I last posted. I am yet to read through it, but I love where this is heading.

I'm laughing just thinking about it.

[httttt]

Don't stress Crazydrifter, I know someone who has been in the same situation as you with a Yaris.

It is quit easy to fix.

Basically you buy a another one in the same colour with less Ks and transfer the plates. Don't forget to dirty it up and re scratch anything that was scratched on the old one. Oh, and don't forget to chock the front wheels up and leave it in drive until you match the Ks.

FInally someone that can help. first of all, what am i buying? what am i dirtying up? Do you have picture or instructions? mroe info pls

And get one of these instead

[Andrew357]

And get one of these instead

A skanky hoe who can't act or a transformer?

[DJKOR]

This Muppet has disappeared. He hasn't been banned (luckily... because this is some good entertainment) so I wonder if he has given up.

I kind of wish he's not trolling cause it makes it authentically funny, but I also wish he isn't trolling because this really gives an example of how dumb kids these days are.

[crazydrifter]

got back from bunnings with a hose and cut it to size, but my mate keeps unintentionally drinking the petrol/diesel. he would suck it up and when it lands in his mouth, he half spits and swallows.. but the worst thing is, it doesn't continue to come out?? are we doing something wrong?

[Hiro]

This thread is incomplete without facepalm.....

Thread complete, time to go home.

[Guest]

got back from bunnings with a hose and cut it to size, but my mate keeps unintentionally drinking the petrol/diesel. he would suck it up and when it lands in his mouth, he half spits and swallows.. but the worst thing is, it doesn't continue to come out?? are we doing something wrong?

bwhaha.. perhaps you should google how to syphon.

[crazydrifter]

pfft this forum is full of elitists. only 1 or two of u actually provided help. im trying hard to ignore them

even the mod has joined in so thats got to say something??

anyways, will insurance cover for this? insurance is with aami.

[crazydrifter]

got back from bunnings with a hose and cut it to size, but my mate keeps unintentionally drinking the petrol/diesel. he would suck it up and when it lands in his mouth, he half spits and swallows.. but the worst thing is, it doesn't continue to come out?? are we doing something wrong?

bwhaha.. perhaps you should google how to syphon.

i thoguht all you had to do was stick a hose in and suck and gravity will do the rest?

[Shahzan]

The best solution for you is install some Subwoofer in your yaris, Iam currently taking PhD in Engineering of YDS (Yaris Diesel Specialist) and I found the best way to remove diesel off your yaris engine... After 12 years of my time researching on how to fix broken Yaris Disel, I found that installing a 2x 18" Rockford Fosgate Power Subwoofer with 10,000 Watts worth of amplifier, will solve your diesel problem... When your subwoofer could hit 180.0dB, all the diesel fuel will jump out from your engine through your airbag and from the tremendous bass, it will fix your engine, making your engone works like a brand new car again... That is the best solution for you using my 12 years of research and development in How to fix Yaris

Edited November 4, 2010 by Shahzan

[ELEGNT]

anyways, will insurance cover for this? insurance is with aami.

again proving how much or a retard you are

and shahzan is right mate you should listen

Edited November 4, 2010 by ELEGNT

[DJKOR]

pfft this forum is full of elitists. only 1 or two of u actually provided help. im trying hard to ignore them

Your first bit of the most useful advice you could get is to seek the help of a professional. You CLEARLY don't have the ability to fix the problem yourself. You're the one that thought about trying to start the engine again after you were told not to, so realistically... you are an idiot. You can't miraculously back-pedal out of the situation you have gotten yourself into. Someone else is going to have to help, and someone else is going to find out.

even the mod has joined in so thats got to say something??

Yes. It says that I am thoroughly entertained.

anyways, will insurance cover for this? insurance is with aami.

For filling up with clearly the wrong fuel. Yeah, good luck with that.

[cruzer]

best thread 2010 :D